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Australia:M certified movies
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After years, these two meet again to remember how to have fun! Banger sisters have slept with almost all rock stars in the 1960-s. Suzette (Goldie Hawn) and Vinnie (Susan Sarandon) were hot and unabashed girls in their twenty. Now when Vinnie became a respective matron, and Suzette is a waitress still craving for sex, they meet again and remember the past times going to the disco to have some fun. When one of the girls sexually liberates shy Harry who occupies the same hotel accomodation, the other amazes her family pulling out old photos of shocking kind. |
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Roving reporter Cindy Campbell sets out to find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslaught of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer videotapes, freaky crop circles, prophecies of The One, eerie-eyed children, ambitious white rappers and even a run-in with Michael Jackson. Faced with conspiracies of massive proportions, and a crew of very strange people following her around, Cindy must fight to stop evil from taking over the world yet again. |
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The smashing comedy revolves around two hapless buddies, Maurice (Ray Romano) and Dave (Kevin James), living in Los Angeles and working as door-to-door meat salesmen. They've both hit the bad patch. Determined to make a sale by all means, they unwittingly get more than they have bargained for. Now the scale is trembling between life and death. Will the crafty Maurice and Dave be able to put the big deal through and get the money before they are dead meat?
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| No Mercy
[1986,
USA]
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| When passion and hatred know no limits, expect no mercy. |
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Maverick Chicago cop Eddie Jillette poses as a hit man to meet with someone in from New Orleans looking to have a job done. The result is that both the guy and Jillette's partner wind up very dead, while a stunning blonde in on the setup disappears. He heads south to settle the score and soon finds himself being hunted, with the girl in tow and the local police anything but happy. New Orleans may never be the same again. |
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Alex Rider (Alex Pettyfer), a typical 14-year-old school boy raised by his uncle, Ian Rider (Ewan McGregor), lives a normal life, until his guardian passes away under mysterious circumstances. Alex finally learns the truth: his uncle was not a nondescript bank manager, but a super spy for Britain's secret intelligence service MI6. Since then Alex's ordinary life has changed forever. Recruited by MI6, he carries on his uncle's dangerous mission to investigate criminal machinations of the biggest businessman, Darrius Sayle (Mickey Rourke), who has donated high-tech Stormbreaker computers to every school in Britain. When it becomes evident that the computers have some kind of virus in them, MI6 suspects Sayle of his nefarious scheme. Using his skills in mountaineering, scuba diving, and martial arts, and armed with the latest gadgets, Alex infiltrates Sayle's den by posing as the winner of a computer magazine contest and tries to discover what is going on. The teenage boy holds the fate of humanity in his hands.
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Alex Scott (Owen Wilson) is involved to disclose the villains who have stolen Switchblade, the new prototype of the top-secret military spy plane. American government will do anything to bring the thieves to justice; the main suspect is Arnold Gundars (Malcolm McDowell), an international arms-smuggler. Scott is to team with Kelly Robinson (Eddy Murphy), a self-esteem and rather cocky world-class boxer who have enormous ambitions along with a fair amount of humor. Gundars is a fan of boxing, so the Robinson's skills surely will help to take the villain, unless Robinson's conceit will ruin the plans of the hilarious agent couple. Special Agent Rachel Wright (Famke Janssen) assists the guys in their inquiry driving Alex mad at the same time. |
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Lyon Gaultier's brother gets murdered after welshing drug associates in Los Angeles. Lyon is in North Africa serving the last six months of a hitch in the French Foreign Legion when he gets word of the incident, and he unsuccessfully petitions his cold-blooded superiors for leave to tend to family matters. Desperate, Lyon knocks several legionnaires out and stows away on a steamer headed for America. Once Lyon gets near New York harbor, Lyon jumps ship and tries to come up with a way to get enough money to head for California. Lyon comes into contact with street-fight promoter Joshua, an alcoholic ex-street-fighter who links Lyon up with Cynthia, an organizer of no-holds-barred bare-knuckle fights that secretly entertain the wealthy across the country. The minute Lyon makes it to Los Angeles, Lyon finds that his brother's killers are in police custody. Lyon is soon fighting various contenders — ranging from a Scotsman in a kilt to a long-haired surfer — earning money to help keep bill collectors away from the door of his widowed sister-in-law Helene and his niece Nicole, who comes to love him. Although Lyon only wants to bash opponents long enough to gain enough money to assist Helene and Nicole, Cynthia is reluctant to let go of her new meal ticket. Helene blames Lyon for not helping his brother sooner, But Lyon keeps fighting and secretly sends her money in the guise of an insurance policy that she didn't know about. Cynthia decides to import a killer-fighter named Attila to polish Lyon off. Not only does she bet against Lyon, she also schemes to turn him over to the Foreign Legion after Atilla beats him. But Lyon has other plans. And there is also a pair of men from the Legion who have been assigned to find Lyon and bring him in. |
| Senseless
[1998,
USA]
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| A secret experiment gave him super senses. Then came the side-effects. |
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Impecunious college student Darryl Witherspoon (Marlon Wayans) tried to earn enough money to pay his college tuition and support his single mother and younger siblings. One day Witherspoon came across a notice that said Dr. Wheedon (Brad Dourif) was looking for volunteers to partake in a high-paying medical experiment. Darryl instantly agreed to become a guinea pig for an experimental drug that was expected to enhance all senses by several times. Everything would have been hunky-dory if the drug hadn’t had an embarrassing side effect...
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Scientists discover that bizarre things are happening on Earth's surface: birds lose their internal navigational ability, whales change their migration patterns, some people in Boston die at the same time for no apparent reason. They realize the cause of these anomalies: the Earth's core is about to stop spinning. If it happens the Earth will lose its electromagnetic shield and be incinerated by solar radiation. A team of the world's most gifted scientists is recruited to travel into the Earth's core in a fully functional subterranean and set off nuclear explosions in an attempt to restart the core's rotation and thus avoid fate of humanity. |
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Sophia Rosselini (Kelly Brook), a magnificent Italian temptress, opens a School for Seduction in a small town of Newcastle, and four friends sign up for an education in the "seductive arts" hoping to release their inner sex goddess. Four young women will find their stagnant sex-lives taking on a whole new life in a passionate tale of love and lust. Initially the course is great fun until Sophia's estranged husband arrives in the town with a shocking surprise in this romantic comedy abundant with hilarious situations. |
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Mitch Preston, a LAPD officer, always cared only about his job and has catching criminals well. But his new partner was always interested in other thing - he wanted to be an actor who plays policemen on TV in contrast to his serious colleague. DeNiro (Preston) and Eddy Murphy (Trey Sellars) are first time together on the screen, playing two policemen of different views. Mitch Preston is a strict and experienced policeman who is compelled to be a star in a new reality show on the TV. In spite of his reluctance to take part in this doubtful project, the show becomes a high-rated one... to cap Trey's joy! "T.J. Hooker" star William Shattner ridiculously portrays himself and Renee Russo acts as an uneasy producer in this action comedy, which looks like a side-splitting competition between Murphy and DeNiro. |
| Blue Steel
[1990,
USA]
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| For a rookie cop, there's one thing more dangerous than uncovering a killer's fantasy. Becoming it. |
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A female rookie in the police force engages in a cat and mouse game with a pistol wielding psychopath who becomes obsessed with her. |
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Dizzy Harrison is an unpopular, high school geek going through a hellish senior year. In an attempt to make a new identity for himself, Dizzy gets himself expelled from his high school, learns the technics of being cool from a prison inmate, and enrolls at a new high school under the alias Gil Harris, to make new friends where he soon gains respect from the jocks and geeks alike. Dizzy then gets noticed by the head cheerleader, Danielle, and helps the school football team gain self-respect to win games. But things unknowingly begin to turn sour when Danielle's disgruntled boyfriend begins investigating into "Gil Harris'" past to uncover any dirt on him. |
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Harry is the latest generation of the Crumbs, famous and extremely talented detectives. Unfortunately, talent seems to have skipped a generation, and Harry is reduced to "gumshoe" work at a remote branch of the Crumb detective agency. Back at headquarters, Crumb executive Elliot Draison hatches an evil plan, which requires the inclusion of an incompotent detective. With Harry Crumb on the case, Draison thinks everything will run fine for him. Despite his best efforts, Crumb actually makes some headway in the case... |
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Nick Pulovski is a cop, who is presently assigned to the auto theft division and who for the most part of his career has not done anything worthwhile. But when he discovers that a man named Strom is the brains behind a major car theft and chop shop ring, he sees this as his opportunity to do something. After his partner is killed, the case is then transfered to homicide, so he is taken off the case. And he is assigned a new partner, David Ackerman. a cop who has just recently been promoted to detective. But Pulovski feeling as if Strom is his decides to continue pursuing him but Ackerman who tries to play by the rules is not sure what to do, and he is also a little afraid cause of a childhood incident. |
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The hilarious romantic comedy focuses on Quincy Watson (Jamie Foxx), a man who is about to make a marriage proposal to his girlfriend Helen (Bianca Lawson) but finds himself tactlessly dumped by her. To let off steam he writes a long anguished letter that turns into a break-up guide. After he gets his book published, Quincy discovers that his opus becomes a smash best-seller. Not wanting to suffer heartache, his cousin Evan Fields (Morris Chestnut) enlists him to break up with his beautiful girlfriend Nicky Callas (Gabrielle Union) for him. However, Quincy begins breaking all the rules as he unexpectedly becomes enamoured by Nicky. |
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Matt (Josh Hartnett) is dumped by his girlfriend, she instantly found another guy leaving her former boyfriend to bite the dust and to long for her. Dispirited and disappointed, Matt vows to have no sexual and related contacts in a period of forty days... and, more particularly, nights. But suddenly he meets the seductive girl of his dreams (Shannyn Sossamon) and his vow becomes the serious obstacle for their upcoming relations. Concurrently, as you may have guessed, his ex-girlfriend tries to get him back. It's rather hilarious sight when embarrassed Matt tries hilariously to come unscrew! |
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When a small town is invaded by aliens from outer space who are capturing and killing the townspeople, no one takes them seriously. Why? The aliens all look like circus clowns, use weapons that look clown like, and all have painted on smiles. Only a few of the young people in the town realize the danger and of course no one believes them. Armed with an ice cream truck they try and rescue their friends. |
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Mephistopheles (Peter Fonda) promises a teenaged stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze (Matt Long) one wish in exchange for his immortal soul. Johnny recklessly agrees, hoping to save his beloved father Barton (Brett Cullen) from dying of cancer. As expected, the perfidious Devil plays Johnny a snide trick. He helps to cure Barton's disease but doesn't save him from a motorcycle accident. The years pass, and the Devil transforms Johnny (Nicolas Cage) into the "Ghost Rider," a supernatural agent with raging superpowers. At night he rides his hellish Harley and tussles with injustice and evil. And though the contract is indefinite-term, and Johnny is forever destined to gather evil souls, the Devil gives him the chance to be released from the contract if Johnny defeats his renegade son, Blackheart (Wey Bentley). |
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Despite the fact Van Helsing was commonly a supporting hero in more than forty vampire films, now he becomes a central character. He is to assist beautiful, sword-wielding Anna who is the last descendant of vampire-fighting clan, to slay the ominous count Dracula (Richard Roxburgh) having dispatched his monsters, namely the Wolf Man (Will Kemp), and Frankenstein's Monster (Shuler Hensley). Having convinced the distrustful peasants of his utility as the deliverer from the evil ones, Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) comes into the fierce confrontation with three Dracula's brides, powerful and dissolute viragos who embellish the movie bringing in a spirit of the perishable lust. Considering an almost immense budget, special-effects in this movie are quite impressive along with admirable Kate Beckinsale's cute character and the handsome long-haired Hugh Jackman in his heydays. |
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