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Finland:K-11 certified movies
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Against the backdrop of a nation on the brink of revolution, Uncle Sweetheart (John Goodman) and Nina Veronica (Jessica Lange) are slimy promoters planning a benefit concert. They desire the services of legendary singer Jack Fate (Bob Dylan), and soon Fate is sprung from jail. A rock journalist (played by Jeff Bridges) investigates the concert, attempting to determine just who will benefit. Revolution may be raging outside the arena, but Jack Fate and the benefit concert play on as planned. |
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David Spade plays Joe, whose search for his family has him hittin' the road and keepin' it real with every lowlife he meets, including a sweet hottie (Brittany Daniel), a janitor (Christopher Walken), and a pychotic cannibal (Brian Thompson) with whom he has a brief interlude. Through it all, Joe keeps on truckin' . . . all the way to L.A., where a shock jock DJ (Dennis Miller) targets Joe as the butt of his show. But Joe's plucky spirit encourages listeners to cheer him on and help him find a better family than the one he thought he wanted. Rock on! |
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Veteran Joe Gavilan (Harrison Ford) and rookie K.C. Calden (Josh Hartnett) are Los Angeles Police Department homicide detectives. But they both have side jobs. Joe works as a real estate agent, Calden is a yoga instructor and aspiring actor. Fellow detectives are assigned to investigate the mysterious murder of a popular rap group ‘G-Dogs’ in a nightclub. Their prime suspect is rap label boss Antoine Sartain (Isaiah Washington). It is rumored that Sartain is implicated in the organization of the death of famous rap musicians who wanted to get rid of his patronage. But investigating the crime the detectives find out the essential detail that Sartain recruits a former LAPD officer as a bodyguard for his personal security... |
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The scientist working on a secret invention is assassinated and his children are endangered. In this family-friendly movie, Vin Diesel's Shane Wolfe is involved to combine two seemingly incompatible jobs: to defeat a world-threatening enemy and to confine the naughtiness of small mischiefs while doing the housekeeper's work. Zoe, a rebel teenager, gloomy 14-year-old Seth, 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, baby Tyler and a toddler Peter are not specified in the index of the Navy SEAL equipment he can handle. Anyway, this tough-guy loner soon realizes one of the most important missions of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together. |
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In 2050 resources of the Earth are depleted and the human race is threatened with extinction. American astronauts make the first expedition to Mars to investigate it for possible liveable conditions. The next mission is to make the red planet suitable for human colonization with the help of a multitask robot "AMEE". All goes well until the crew faces a tough challenge: the robot is damaged and transforms into a killer machine. The three survivors, Commander Kate Bowman (Carrie-Anne Moss), Robby Gallagher (Val Kilmer) and Dr. Quinn Burchenal (Tom Sizemore), try desperately to escape from the attacking robot. But there is more to it than that. Though the red planet seems to be desert, in fact, there is life on it... |
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Long before the Pyramids were built, a daring and ruthless conqueror came from the East. He came along with the hordes of his loyal, bloodthirsty warriors and so he subdued ancient lands which fell before the sword of the furious invader. When the world was drowned into the dark waves of chaos, lawlessness and violence, the hero came to ruin the insuperable evil invaders. He was a hireling long ago, and his veins were filled by the scorpions' blood, now he is to defend the world against the evil powers. Let the Biblical city of Gomorrah contemplate the bloody battle!.. This prequel to The Mummy series stars The Rock, a WWE celebrity along with Steven Brand as Memnon (the tyrant), and Kelly Hu as a beautiful sorceress. |
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She is an exceptional case. Divinely beautiful, incredibly clever and courageous – a rose without thorn! She speaks foreign languages, is skilled in hand-to-hand fighting and weapons training, and able to survive in extreme conditions. There is no woman on the planet to compare with her. This girl is a daughter of Lord Richard Croft (Jon Voight). Her name is Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie). She is a tireless adventurer and archeologist who travels to exotic places in search of lost treasures and artifacts. This time she must find the unique artifact that grants the possessor ultimate power over space and time. Lara starts a race against time to get the two halves of the Triangle of Light before a crew of villains called the Illuminati acquires the talisman. The destiny of the human race is in Lara's delicate and safe hands... |
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This is a comedy involving a group of the American filmmakers who decided to make a movie about Winston Churchille's life but missed with the casting. They find out that an actor to play the key role is a robust, unattractive cigar smoker they draw in an American G.I. as he seemed to be a better-looking actor to play the part of Churchill. A new interpretation the makers developed depicts a handsome Churchill falling in love with Princess Elizabeth, who is herself involved in the war as an undercover agent. |
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The fantasy-adventure movie revolves around an orphaned teenage farm boy named Eragon (Edward Speleers) whose life is changed forever when he finds an egg from which hatches a baby dragon, Saphira (Rachel Weisz). She communicates telepathically with Eragon, informing him of his being the last of a breed of once powerful and magnanimous Dragon Riders. Eragon also learns that the beautiful land of Alagaлsia is now ruled by the corrupt King Galbatorix (John Malkovich) and it’s up to him to fight for freedom against the evil sorcerer Durza (Robert Carlyle) and the army of Galbatorix.
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This time, the hilarious comedy focuses on Steve Stifler's younger brother Matt (Tad Hilgenbrinck). Sent to Band Camp for the summer, he intends to play outrageous pranks on his fellow campers. At first, Matt fits the camp with spy cameras in order to record how sex-obsessed students spend their time while away from home. However, the filming is put on the back burner when Matt gets infatuated with his enchanting childhood friend, Elyse (Arielle Kebbel)... |
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Father Clemens (Christian Slater) portrays a priest, who begins to investigate a murder following a colleague's suicide. A young priest is accused in the murder, he is aware of who is the killer, but cannot speak due to the seal of confession. Clemens is convinced that he can reveal the real killer, with the help of a childhood friend, reporter Madeline, his former girlfriend. |
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Set in 1963, a spirited woman turns her world upside down search for her husband who disappeared from his Beirut home. But when she discovers he’s a Russian spy, her love will be put to tests no one should have to face. |
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Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made high school hell for generations of students. |
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Eric Rivers (Mike Vogel) and his best friends Dustin Knight Adam Brody and Matt Jensen (Vince Vieluf) are enthusiastic about skateboarding. They dream of becoming professional skaters. To begin with, they have to show their demo tape to skateboarding legends such as Jimmy Wilson (Jason London) and Bam Margera (Bam Margera). Unfortunately, their attempt fails. Not losing hope to show their fierce tricks and get noticed by their skating hero, the dudes decide to travel cross-country to follow Jimmy on his summer tour. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou (Joey Kern) to join their crew and provide his minivan, team "Super Duper" sets out on an extraordinary adventure road trip. |
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Former killer Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) and shy dentist Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky (Matthew Perry) return to the screen: Jimmy is still calm and sarcastic and Nicholas's is still all nerves. Nicholas's wife is kidnapped by Hungarian mobsters and he craves for Jimmy's assistance. When Jimmy gets to know that the kidnapper of Oz's wife is none other than his former classmate and rival (and also the well-known hitman), he agrees to help Nicholas leaving his usual cooking and housekeeping practice. |
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Are you scared of ghosts? You should not even approach a gloomy old mansion with its squeaky doors and dark corridors. Hoping to make the biggest deal of his career, carefree estate agent Jim Evers (Eddie Murphy) decides to buy a desolate mansion, located on a remote bayou, in order to reconstruct it for resale. Accompanied by his wife Sara (Marsha Thomason) and two kids, Jim pays a visit to the estate to check out the property. But it soon becomes clear that the Evers are not the only owners of the estate. The other tenants of the house are 999 creepy ghosts that don’t relish the idea of sharing their eeire cosy nook with impudent and noisy people. Nobody wants to concede the house, therefore a real war of nerves breaks out between the Evers family and the scheming haunts. However, the ghosts have great advantage over their rivals – they have no nerves!.. |
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This criminal comedy follows two federal agent brothers who are assigned to escort two VIP-persons, two beautiful sisters. And what nobody of them knows is that FBI uses the situation to track down the dangerous serial kidnapper. But, eventually, two typical Afro-Americans Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans) should be disguised as Brittany (Maitland Ward) and Tiffany Wilton (Anne Dudek) for the kidnapper to be catched. The thing they apparently never dream about is to become two white chicks! |
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Fortune unexpectedly smiles on a hapless New York City cab driver named Jimmy Tong (Jackie Chan) who gets a good job he has never bargained for. Jimmy is hired to be a personal chauffeur for dandified millionaire Clark Devlin (Jason Isaacs). Jimmy's new prestigious job appears to be quite peaceful until the cabbie discovers that his boss is a spy for the U.S. government. After a terrorists' attempt to kill Devlin sends him into a coma, Jimmy decides to pose as his injured boss and tries on Devlin's new tuxedo which is in fact a high-tech gadget capable of giving its wearer extraordinary powers. Teamed up with a rookie secret agent, Del Blaine (Jennifer Love Hewitt), Jimmy sets out to foil a nefarious plan of a mad scientist, Dr. Simms (Peter Stormare).
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Young charming socialite, Ashley Albright (Lindsay Lohan) is said to be the luckiest woman in the world. But it appears that fortune may be transferred via a kiss. After kissing a handsome stranger, Jack Hardin (Chris Pine) at a masquerade ball, Ashley realizes that her fortune "turns its back upon her." Meanwhile, perpetually unlucky guy Jack becomes highly successful. However, Ashley doesn’t give up. She goes all out to find Jack and get her luck back by all means.
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After a night of drunken revelry, two bumbling potheads, Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott), wake up with massive hangovers and a burning question: "Dude, where's my car?" To make matters worse, the anniversary presents they bought for their twin girlfriends, Wilma (Marla Sokoloff) and Wanda (Jennifer Garner), are left in their car. The dudes have nothing to do but to retrace in their mind the depraved events of the previous night in the hope of finding the missing car. The hapless guys embark on a hilarious journey and along the way, they come across a variety of bizarre characters including a transgender stripper wanting to retrieve his/her suitcase full of cash, a Cantonese -speaking Chinese tailor (Keone Young), two hard-nosed cops, a reclusive ostrich farmer (Brent Spiner), a pot-smoking dog, alien-seeking fanatics, and five sexy jumpsuit-wearing alien women looking for a mystical devise that can save or destroy the universe. |
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