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France:U certified movies
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Long long ago in the Wild Wild West there lived an evil genius, Dr. Arliss Loveless (Kenneth Branagh). An honored inventor, he unfortunately fell victim to his own experiment: his legs were torn off. Driven mad by the hapless experiment, he made the President of the United States and the entire world responsible for the tragedy, and revenge became the breath of life to him. Assisted by fascinating criminals, Amazonia (Frederique Van Der Wal), Munitia (Musetta Vander), Miss Lippenreider (Sofia Eng), and Miss East (Bai Ling), Loveless is scheming a mischievous plan to assassinate the President with the aid of a giantic weapon-transport vehicle called "The Tarantula." Two most sophisticated government agents, Captain James West (Will Smith) and Marshal Artemus Gordon (Kevin Kline), are charged with thwarting the psychotic Loveless. West, a smooth-talking lady-killer and vigorous, impulsive gunfighter, and the refined Gordon, a master of disguises and an extraordinary genius for gadgets, take a hazardous train journey from Washington to Utah. Along the way, they happen to meet an enticing beauty, Rita Escobar (Salma Hayek), who has her own bone to pick with Loveless.
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Jim (Jason Biggs) es virgen y está preocupado por su situación. Luego que sus padres lo descubren tratando de ver un canal pornográfico, el jovencito se une a un grupo de amigos y, juntos, prometen tener su primera experiencia antes de la noche de graduación. |
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The audacious theft of a Claude Monet painting from New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art is brilliantly executed in broad daylight. The priceless artwork is stolen by Thomas Crown (Pierce Brosnan), an adventurous self-made billionaire who can easily afford to buy anything he desires but there is nothing he enjoys better than walking on the razor's edge and winning. Thomas is a respected businessman therefore he is the last person the police suspect. But there is one person, namely Catherine Banning (Rene Russo), a smart insurance investigator who feels in her bones that Crown is involved in the theft. Hired to assist the police in retrieving the masterpiece, Catherine resorts to various means, from intelligence and cunning to personal charm, to accomplish her mission. |
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In the 15th century, France was entangled in the Hundred Years' War with England. When the country seemed to be threatened with its inevitable downfall, Joan of Arc (Milla Jovovich), a 17-year-old illiterate peasant girl, appeared at the court of the French Dauphin, Charles (John Malkovich). She claimed that she had been instructed by the Lord to lead troops into a holy battle and defend their land against the aggressors. Inspired by the charismatic, self-confident, strong and fearless maiden, warriors won a victory over the English at Orleans. A year later, Joan was captured by the Burgundian and sold to their allies, the English, who tried her for heresy and burnt alive at the stake. In 1456, she was pronounced innocent. In 1920, Joan of Arc was declared a national heroine and canonized a saint. |
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Bobby Bowfinger (Steve Martin) is a groovy guy! It doesn't matter that he is a mediocre and down-and-out movie producer. Hoping to gain fame, Bobby is extremely eager to make a real blockbuster which will earn millions in box office receipts and take him to the Oscars. What does he need to make his dream come true? Firstly, he needs a perfect movie script. Bobby finds a sci-fi story about ominous alien creatures invading the Earth in raindrops and attacking people. Secondly, he needs to hire action superstar Kit Ramsey (Eddie Murphy). He expects a legion of Ramsey's ardent fans to rush to movie theaters waving their well-stuffed wallets so as to see their idol in Bowfinger's movie. Afterwards Bobby will be able to do nothing but repose on his laurels and give autographs. There is just one snag: Ramsey, a neurotic actor, refuses to take the part in the scary movie. But the ingenious Bowfinger schemes to film Ramsey without his knowledge, creating situations true to the script... |
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When Eleanor (Geena Davis) and Fredrick Little (Hugh Laurie) were asked by their son George (Jonathan Lipnicki) to adopt a little brother as opposed to a big one, they took his request too literally. One fine day they adopted Stuart (voiced by Michael J. Fox), a charming little mouse that can talk, walk upright and wear clothes. And from then on he embarked on unpredictable, comic and sometimes risky adventures. The family cat, Snowbell (voiced by Nathan Lane), who took an instant dislike to Stuart, gave him a cool welcome: he made an attempt to eat him, and then he set all the cats in the neighborhood on the mouse. After all, Stuart was kidnapped by small-time bandits. In order to return home, the new member of the Little family had to show his remarkable pluck and wits.
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Brandon Fraser is Adam Weber, the child of an eccentric inventor and his wife. Following a bomb scare in the 1960s that locked the Webers in their bomb shelter for 35 years, Adam Weber must venture out into Los Angeles and obtain food and supplies for his family, and a non-mutant wife for himself. He meets Eve (Alicia Silverstone), who reluctantly agrees to help him out. |
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The sparkling comedy focuses upon the life of fictional legendary jazz guitarist Emmet Ray (Sean Penn), who lived during the 1930s. We observe Ray’s unimaginable escapades, creative crisis, love affairs with a mute laundry worker, Hattie (Samantha Morton), and a graceful writer, Blanche (Uma Thurman), and long-awaited success. He was an eccentric, alcohol-abusing, womanizing, arrogant, reckless, prodigal guy who once vanished into thin air. Goodness knows what happened to him. Fortunately, he left his beautiful music records for us to enjoy.
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In this hilarious fantasy movie, Andy (John Morris) goes off to summer camp, leaving his toy friends to their own devices. When Andy's mother (Laurie Metcalf) decides to take some old items for a yard sale, Woody the Cowboy (Tom Hanks) sets off to rescue the toy penguin Wheezy (Joe Ranft). Al McWiggin (Wayne Knight), a toy store owner and collector, notices the cowboy doll and offers $50 for him but Andy's mom refuses, knowing that Woody is a highly valued collectible. Determined to get Woody for his collection, the malicious man steals the toy. At Al's apartment Woody meets other collectible toys, Stinky Pete the Prospector (Kelsey Grammer), a horse named Bullseye and Jessie, the Yodeling Cowgirl (Joan Cusack), and discovers that the greedy toy collector is about to sell them to a Japanese toy museum. Meanwhile, Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen), Mr. Potato Head (voice of Don Rickles), Rex (voice of Wallace Shawn), Slinky Dog (voice of Jim Varney), and Hamm (voice of John Ratzenberger) spring into an action to find their fellow toy before Andy returns home from the camp. |
| Analyze This
[1999,
USA]
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| New York's most powerful gangster is about to get in touch with his feelings. YOU try telling him his 50 minutes are up. |
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For New York's most powerful and toughest gangster Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) killing a man is like having a cup of tea. But the relentless mobster has been having panic attacks recently. He can't sleep at night, feels nervous fairly often and even sheds a tear; every kid evokes tender emotions in him; and killing people is out of the question. He obviously has stress symptoms.
It's so fortunate for him that one day Dr. Ben Sobel's car collides with his car. Realizing he needs professional help, Paul wants the psychiatrist (Billy Crystal) to restore his psychological balance and his lost vitality within two weeks, before a major mobster meeting. Ben surely isn't very enthusiastic about helping him as he himself turns to be a spineless and uncertain man. Who would like to have a mob boss patient who is used to solving problems with a gun and has been tailed by all FBI agents for years? |
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Champion City is put in jeopardy when its chief protector, Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear), is captured by supervillain Casanova Frankenstein (Geoffrey Rush) who has been released from prison and is intent on subjugating the city to his evil will. The first thing he is determined to do is to blow up a mental hospital. The city's fate is in the hands of the Mystery Men, a group of wannabe heroes. Mr. Furious (Ben Stiller), Shoveler (William H. Macy), Blue Raja (Hank Azaria), Invisible Boy (Kel Mitchell), Bowler (Janeane Garofalo), and the Spleen (Paul Reubens) are the only guys who have the courage to cross Frankenstein's path, foil his nefarious scheme and rescue Captain Amazing. |
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Two mischievous angels who were laid off by God and are given the boot. Finding themselves banned to Wisconscin, they set out for New Jersey where they find a loophole that will allow them to re-enter heaven. The only problem is it will destroy humanity. An abortion clinic worker who is a relative of Christ, a wisecracking 13th apostle, a stripper/muse, and mischievous mall rats Jay and Silent Bob band together to stop them. |
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Based on the book The Club Dumas, written by Arturo Perez-Reverte. Dean Corso, a somewhat sleazy rare book dealer, is hired by a mysterious patron who has just come into possession of one of the only three copies of The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows (a 17th century occult text said to give its owner unimaginable power). The man hires Corso to track down the other two copies and compare them to his, but complications - both natural and supernatural - arise at every turn. |
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Raised in a wealthy and conservative family, young and innocent Harper Sloane (Sarah Polley) has not yet tasted love. The chance meeting with Connie Fitzpatrick (Stephen Rea), an aging bohemian photographer, who is different from all her snobbish and upper-class associates, changes the course of her life. Captivated by the shy, vulnerable and charming girl, Connie wants to show Harper the world of art and beauty and offers to become her mentor. Without hesitation she leaves Harvard Law School, her vain, money-obsessed family and friends to start a new life with her sweetheart.
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An aging football coach finds himself struggling with his personal and professional life while trying to hold his team together. A star quarterback has been knocked out of the game and a naive football player replaces him only to become exposed to the world of sports and become a danger to himself and to his players. Meanwhile, the coach finds himself constantly at battle with the team owner's money and power hungry daughter intent on moving the team out. |
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This brilliant satirical comedy follows Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston), an ordinary IT worker who is fed up with his mediocre life and his boring job at a software company plagued by excessive management. Stressed and burnt-out, Peter is forced by his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend Anne (Alexandra Wentworth) to visit an occupational hypnotherapist. Dr. Swanson (Mike McShane) puts Peter into a state of complete relaxation and unexpectedly kicks the bucket before he can snap him out of his hypnotic state. The half-hypnotized Peter begins to enjoy life for the first time in a very long time, blowing off his job and dating a sexy waitress named Joanna (Jennifer Aniston). But, curiously enough, instead of firing him, the company gives him a promotion. When he discovers that his best friends Michael Bolton (David Herman) and Samir Nagheenanajar (Ajay Naidu) are laid off instead, Peter induces them to exact revenge on the callous employer by planting a computer virus that will send fractions of pennies from the company's transactions into their own bank account. |
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In this update of Disney's masterpiece film mixture of animation and music, new interpretations of great works of music are presented. It begins with an abstract battle of light and darkness set to the music of Beethoveen's Fifth Symphony. Then we see the adventures of a Humpback Whale calf and his pod set to "The Pines of Rome." Next is the humourous story of several lives in 1930's New York City, scored with "Rhapsody in Blue." Following is a musical telling of the fairy tale, "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" set to Dmitri Shostakovich's Piano Concerto No. 2. Then a goofy Flamingo causes havoc in his flock with his yo-yo to the tune of the finale of "Carnival of the Animals." This is followed by the classic sequence from the original film, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" starring Mickey Mouse and followed by "Pomp and Circumstance" starring Donald Duck as a harried assistant to Noah on his Ark. Finally, we see the awesome tale of the life, death and renewal of a forest in a sequence featuring the composition, "The Firebird." |
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Arab courtier Ahmad Ibn Fadlan is sent to the barbaric north as an emissary, because he fell in love with the wrong woman. In AD 922, this usually meant goodbye forever. Shortly after the party ran into exploring Vikings and befriended them, a young boy reaches the camp to call the warriors home: The Wendol, creatures of the Mist, have started attacking their homeland, killing and eating everyone in their way. The oracle forces a thirteenth warrior to accompany the Vikings, but this must not be a man from the north. Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, who quickly is nicknamed Eban, first does not feel comfortable with the strange men of the north, but when he finds out that the Wendol really exist, he bravely fights alongside the Vikings in a battle that can't be won. |
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The descendants of the first ones to travel space are regarded as people of lesser worth. Half a millennium after the first ships launched in search of a better life, the Pilgrims still are discriminated. When the Kilrathi declare war against the human race, it is up to Christopher Blair, Pilgrim halfling, to help avoid complete annihilation. Since the Kilrathi managed to conquer a Navcom unit, they know the jump coordinates to Earth. And since the terran fleet is two hours further away from home than the Kilrathi fleet, the only hope of Mankind is to set trust in a Pilgrim, who can astrogate by feeling and does not need a Navcom unit - it's all genetics. |
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When beautiful and kind-hearted Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) inherited a small restaurant from her late mother, she has a hard time as she lacked her mother's ability to cook. She would have had to close down the restaurant if she hadn't met a mysterious cabman, Gene O'Reilly (Christopher Durang), who unexpectedly gave her magical help with her cooking. While buying food for her restaurant, Amanda had a chance encounter with Tom Bartlett (Sean Patrick Flanery), a handsome and successful businessman whose relationship with his new girlfriend was in a crisis as she became too demanding. Tom and his girlfriend visited Amanda's restaurant in that very evening. The crab cooked by Amanda was finger-licking good and Tom immediately fell under her spells. His girlfriend, who ordered roast chicken, picked a quarrel with him and broke a lot of dishes. Delighted with the delicious meal, Tom gave Amanda his business card and promised to pay for the broken dishes. Afterwards they began a bubbly romance... |
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