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Iceland:16 certified movies
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It's good for you, if you know who your enemy is. But sometimes you'd better know who your friend is...
When a brother and sister, Kate (Rachel Hayward) and Mike O'Connor (Tygh Runyan), arrive in a hick town in Oregon, they meet with stranger Adam Turrell (Tom Berenger), who is charismatic as Lucifer and has a deep hypnotic look. However, the trustful Kate and Mike don't know what his dangerous friendship will turn out like.
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) is back! Having escaped from clutches of the FBI, Lecter finds shelter in Florence, Italy, and leads a sybaritic life under the guise of a scientific researcher. Meanwhile, in America Mason Verger (Gary Oldman), the doctor's nemesis and old victim, has a thirst for vengeance and takes attempts to entice Lecter out of his hiding place using Agent Clarice Starling (Julianne Moore), the mere thought of whom excites the cannibal... |
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Boogeymen merges 17 great horror-flick buddies created during the last 40 years, ranging from Freddy Krueger (NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET) and Jason (FRIDAY THE 13TH) to Hannibal Lecter (SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, HANNIBAL) and Pinhead (HELLRAISER). Enjoy the first and richest scary collection of most disgusting deeds ever done! |
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Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. |
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Set in Middlesex, Virginia, the story follows Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal), a 16-year-old dreamer and Christina Applegate fan who suffers from pyromania. On October 2nd, 1988, Donnie is visited by a man-sized large-toothed bunny named Frank (James Duval) and invited to go for a walk. While Donnie sleepwalks outside, a jet engine falls from the sky into his bedroom. At parting the rabbit prophesies that the "end of the world" will occur in "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds." Before the apocalypse Frank calls on Donnie several times and draws him into a chain of vandal actions. |
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Eddie Flemming (Robert DeNiro) used to be an ordinary NYC homicide detective. But his purposefulness, persistence and tenacious mind while investigating the most sophisticated crimes allowed Eddie to attain celebrity status among the citizenry. Therefore his face appears on the most famous magazine covers from time to time. Meanwhile, two fellow criminals - Emil Slovak (Karel Roden) from Czechoslovakia and Oleg Razgul (Oleg Taktarov) from Russia – come to New York to make it big at any cost. When they happen on People magazine with Eddy on the cover, they come up with the brilliant idea of murdering him and filming the crime. They hope to evade crime penalty due to pretended insanity (videotaping their murders is incontestable proof of their irresponsibility). Then they plan to become famous and rich by selling the movie to the popular tabloid TV show "Top Story". |
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After the death of his eccentric Uncle Cyrus (Murray Abraham), Arthur Kriticos (Tony Shalhoub) inherits his strange mansion. The bizarre glass house is filled with different mysterious artifacts as well as Latin inscriptions carved on the walls and floors. The doors in the house open and close strangely by themselves. Little does Arthur know that when he enters this creepy mansion, he will reluctantly fulfil Cyrus's evil will and unleash twelve vengeful ghosts that are imprisoned in the basement. Then the energy of the gruesome ghosts will fuel an evil giant machine to open a portal to the Eye of Hell. But it requires a thirteen spirit to join the Black Zodiac... |
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An asbestos abatement crew wins the bid for an abandoned insane asylum. What should be a straightforward, if rather rushed, job, is complicated by the personal histories of the crew. In particular, Hank is dating Phil's old girlfriend, and Gordon's new baby seems to be unnerving him more than should be expected. Things get more complicated as would-be lawyer Mike plays the tapes from a former patient with multiple personalities, including the mysterious Simon who does not appear until Session 9, and as Hank disappears after finding some old coins. |
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It was imprudent of Martin Raikes (Michael Keaton), a New York workaholic banker, to display adherence to his principles while investigating some questionable transactions in Monaco. Besides, it was unwise of him to refuse to take hush money. As a result, Martin is accused of a political assassination and is forced into escape and into hiding. Meanwhile, his family is held hostage. Martin is wanted by the police, the FBI and the international mafia. However, there's still plenty of life left in the modest yet quick bank clerk. If necessary, he is ready to fight with the whole world. |
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Rudy Cafmeyer (Jean-Claude Van Damme), a tireless adventurer and artifacts dealer, heads to Israel in search of his father Oscar (Vernon Dobtcheff) who went missing while writing a book on an ancient secret sect known as the Order. In Jerusalem the notorious adventurer finds himself hunted by mercenaries and police under the leadership of the valiant Lt. Dalia Barr (Sofia Milos). She risks her own life and career to help Rudy during breathtaking chases and frenzied gunfights in the narrow streets of the ancient town before he manages to uncover a nefarious plot of the Order's mad leader, Pierre Gaudet, who is intent on starting Holy War and establishing the reign of terror on the Earth. |
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Jane Doe is the real name of arms manufacturer Cy-Kor's recently fired security password employee with top clearance, whose teenage son Michael is kidnapped. She obeys the bizarre instructions, including getting and learning to use a gun and downloading a secret file (after which her work post starts totally deleting), dumping both in a dumpster and waiting nearby, only to witness the company's CEO Churnings being shot by a sniper using an identical weapon. Michael is released, but the pair is now wanted for the murder and both are abducted by armed men, who bring them to a ranch. There they are welcomed by Michael's father, David Doe, who discloses to be an agent of the Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA), and so is Michael, who used her clearance as the whole thing is a sting for the kidnapping and murder's brain, Avery, so he will sell the enemy false data. Alas David's DIA-partner Kurt Simmons and their boss Phelps have a dirty agenda... |
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It is Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the year. At a high school dance, love is in the air. An unattractive student, Jeremy Melton (Joel Palmer), tries to ask girls to dance with him, but to no avail. At last plump Dorothy Wheeler (Jessica Capshaw) agrees, but school bullies don't like the couple and begin mocking at them. Dorothy says that Jeremy has attacked her. Then the boys humble Jeremy by calling him a pervert, pulling off his clothes and battering him in front of the entire school. Many years pass. In 2001, Dorothy, Paige Prescott (Denise Richards), Kate Davies (Marley Shelton), Lily Voight (Jessica Cauffiel), and Shelley Fisher (Katherine Heigl), who were at the school dance, plan to celebrate upcoming Valentine's Day together. However, one of the girls, Shelley, is brutally murdered by a Cupid-mask wearing killer who sent her a threatening Valentine's Day card just before the attack. After the funeral, the remaining four girls start receiving anonymous threats. The girls suspect Jeremy Melton of being responsible for the murder and threats. |
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Danny "Mean Machine" Meehan (Vinnie Jones), a famous British football captain, goes to jail for drunk driving and assaulting police officers. Governor (David Hemmings), a devoted football supporter, pays a large sum of money for Danny to be sent just in his jail because he wants 'Mean Machine' to coach a team of prison guards. However, Danny realizes that if he agrees, he will never go at large. Therefore he offers to assemble a team of convicts, who can play practice games against the guards. Without much foresight, the warden accepts the offer... |
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If siblings Darry (Justin Long) and Trish Jenner (Gina Phillips) had known that their routine road trip home for a holiday break would turn dangerous, they would have stayed at the college forever. The brother and sister saw HIM near a creepy ramshackle church in the middle of nowhere. The scary figure in a long black cloak and a wide-brimmed hat was dumping blood-stained packages into the basement. After seeing the Creeper (Jonathan Breck), the siblings should have quickly pressed the accelerator pedal and have gone as far as possible from this cursed place. But Darry and Trish made a fatal mistake when they decided to return and find out what HE had hid in the cellar of the lopsided church. Their reckless curiosity turned into the wildest nightmare... |
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Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are dim-witted New Jersey sluggards who sell drugs to make pocket money. One fine day the two bosom friends discover that Miramax is making a movie which is based on their true lives and has an unflattering name "The Bluntman and Chronic". It goes without saying that this news is a floorer to them. The worst thing is that the guys have been neither notified nor feed by the creators for using their alter egos and making a laughingstock of them. Filled with indignation, Jay and Bob head to Hollywood to sabotage the production. |
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Lewis Thomas (Paul Walker) takes an opportunity to start an affair with Venna Wilcox (Leelee Sobieski), the girl of his dreams. He buys a jitney and sets out on a road trip to Colorado to pick Venna up at college. On the way, he detours to Salt Lake City to bail his ill-starred older brother, Fuller Thomas (Steve Zahn), out of jail. During their trip fun-loving Fuller decides to play a CB-radio trick on a trucker with a gruff voice which makes your flesh creep. Fuller convinces Lewis to pretend to be a female trucker named "Candy Cane" and make a rendezvous with "Rusty Nail" (Ted Levine) at the motel. The joke works well, and the dudes giggle at the lovelorn trucker. However, they are unaware that foolish pranks may be fraught with grave consequences. |
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Three story lines are interwoven in the movie. A sensual brunet beauty (Laura Harring) survives after a terrible car accident but suffers amnesia. An ambitious young blonde ingénue, Betty Elms (Naomi Watts), dreaming of movie stardom goes to Los Angeles for an audition and finds a woman named Rita at her aunt's apartment. Betty really feels for the lost woman and is willing to help her to investigate the mysterious accident. Meanwhile, a severe serious young director, Adam Kesher (Justin Theroux) disagrees with a producer and bankers about the female lead in his new movie. |
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Ladies and Gentlemen! Elvis has left the building. And he has taken $ 3 million. It’s also important to mention that THIS Elvis is armed to the teeth and abnormally dangerous. We strongly recommend you not to ask him to sing ‘Love Me Tender’, otherwise you will go to the next world.
Recently-freed ex-con Michael Zane (Kurt Russell) and his cellmate Thomas Murphy (Kevin Costner) decide to rob one of the largest casinos in Las Vegas during International Elvis Week. Dressed up to the nines as Elvis impersonators and teamed up with Hanson (Bokeem Woodbine), Franklin (Christian Slater) and Gus (David Arquette), they manage to hit the jackpot. As usual things go awry when the guys begin sharing the stolen loot. As it turns out Murphy intends to keep all the money for himself and to eliminate his partners-in-crime in a traditional way, that is, to shoot them point-blank.
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Some people are born to be heroes... The startling movie follows one of the Russian national heroes, the most famous sniper during the Second World War. It is 1942, the Stalingrad Battle: the German Army sends its master sniper, Major Koenig (Ed Harris) to the front line. This highly proficient and patient sharpshooter is the only soldier who may try to find and kill a Russian angel of death - an elusive sniper named Vassili Zaitsev (Jude Law). Zaitsev is a legend and icon for defenders of Stalingrad because he kills a record number of Nazi aggressors every day. The two extraordinary skilled snipers are locked in mortal combat of wills and marksmanship. |
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Liu Jian, a police officer from China, comes to Paris to help the vice squad apprehend a Chinese drug lord and his unknown French connection. The French connection is Richard, the head of the vice squad, who intends to kill the drug lord then frame Jian. Jian ducks a bullet and escapes with a tape of what really happened. By chance, Jian turns to Jessica - a US farm girl who is one of Richard's hookers - for help. She has her own problems, including the fact that Richard has her daughter locked in an orphanage to keep Jessica on the streets and silent about his activities. Can Jian protect Jessica, rescue her daughter, and give Richard the kiss of the dragon? |
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