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On the eve of his wedding, John Clayton, Lord of Greystoke (better known as Tarzan), receives a message from the witch doctor Mugambe that his homeland is in danger. It turns out that a treasure hunter named Ravens is searching for the lost city of Opar, and is destroying the jungle and desecrating the villagers' burial grounds in the process. Only Tarzan can stop Ravens and set things right in the African jungle, but will Jane stand for her fiance being away for so long? |
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2087. The moon is completely settled by terrestrials, and developed for human needs. This is the place where Pluto Nash, en ex-criminal (Eddy Murphy), achieved success: he runs a business, more particularly, a popular night club, and he has a personal bodyguard robot (Randy Quaid). Pluto's rival, a moon tycoon named Max Crater who wants to buy Nash's club to turn it into a casino, takes no denial and blows up his entertainment, ordering a reward for Pluto's head. Max wants to take control over the whole Earth's satellite and he takes no prisoners. Moon realities in this sci-fi comedy bear strong resemblance to Wild West at some points, and Eddy Murphy is hilariously splendid as always. |
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Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence), a FBI undercover agent, is out to expose the suspected creator of a deadly computer virus allowing access to some classified government intelligence files, which can become accessible for terrorists in such case. FBI is looking for a way to get inside Fuller's home to confirm or disprove Turner is "crossing the gender line" again and begins to play a role of a septuagenarian housekeeper. "Big Momma" gets the job, but while trying to figure out the truth about Fuller's possible criminal connections, Malcolm also finds himself developing a close relationship with the suspect's wife and kids. As always, "she" once again turns the house upside down. Along the way, "Big Momma" also helps bring the splintering Fuller family back together and, in turn, Malcolm develops a newfound approach to his own family problems, which includes stepson Trent and expectant wife Sherrie. |
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The descendants of the first ones to travel space are regarded as people of lesser worth. Half a millennium after the first ships launched in search of a better life, the Pilgrims still are discriminated. When the Kilrathi declare war against the human race, it is up to Christopher Blair, Pilgrim halfling, to help avoid complete annihilation. Since the Kilrathi managed to conquer a Navcom unit, they know the jump coordinates to Earth. And since the terran fleet is two hours further away from home than the Kilrathi fleet, the only hope of Mankind is to set trust in a Pilgrim, who can astrogate by feeling and does not need a Navcom unit - it's all genetics. |
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Bernie (Terry Kiser) is dead, but he took one secret into his post-mortem being. This secret is about where the hidden money is, and they are buried in the check-room somewhere on the Virgin islands. Larry (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard (Jonathan Silverman) try to find the cash, they have the electronic key which can give them access to the money (guys were fired from the insurance company they worked). Unexpectedly, some voodoo sorcerers decide to return Bernie back to life: they also want to know where the money are. |
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Peter Beaupre is the leader of a group of thieves who have stolen a valuable Air Force computer chip. When a bag mixup at the O'Hare Airport in Chicago causes Mrs. Hess, a grouchy old lady, to unknowingly take home the chip hidden inside of a toy remote control car, Beaupre and his followers Alice Ribbons, Earl Unger, and Burton Jernigan begin searching Mrs. Hess's neighborhood and breaking into houses searching for the chip. 8-year-old Alex Pruitt reports seeing Beaupre and his followers, but Alex's sister Molly, his brother Stan, and his parents Jack and Karen refuse to believe him. Beaupre and his followers figure out that the chip is in the Pruitt home, because Mrs. Hess has given the remote control car to Alex. Alex is left home alone with the chicken pox when Karen goes to work, Jack goes out of town on a business trip, and Molly and Stan go to school. When Beaupre and his followers break into the Pruitt house, Alex is ready with some of the most painful booby traps Beaupre and his gang will ever face. |
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The formidable, cold-hearted Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his seductive, deadly toxic accomplice, Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman), are bent on encasing Gotham City in ice. Only the crime-fighting duo of Batman (George Clooney) and Robin (Chris O'Donnell) can thwart the nefarious scheme of the new abominable villains. Besides, they have a new secret weapon – the strong, agile and plucky Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone). |
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The Police Academy misfits travel to Miami, Florida for their academy's commanding officer, Lassard, to receive a prestigious lifetime award pending his retirement, which takes a turn involving a group of jewel thieves after their stolen loot that Lassard unknowingly has in his possession. |
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Annie Porter is thrilled when her boyfriend Alex Shaw presents her with two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas on a Norwegian luxury liner. The trip is a peace offering presented because Annie has just learned that Alex is a police officer who's been lying to her about his choice of profession. Alex lied because Annie didn't want to date any more cops after what happened with the bus in Los Angeles. The cruise ship's passengers include members of a diamond dealers' association, who have filled the ship's vault with valuable diamonds. Little do they know that passenger John Geiger, the designer of the ship's computer system, has planned to take over the ship, steal the diamonds, and set the ship on a collision course with an oil tanker anchored at the island of St. Martin. Geiger was fired and cast aside by the computer company he worked for, and he wants revenge. Now it's up to Alex to stop him. |
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A gang is terrorizing citizens by robbing stores in the Wilson Heights district of town. Since a leak in the department is suspected, the Governor has chosen the officers from the police academy along with Captain Harris and Lt. Proctor to catch the criminals using old fashioned police work. When Commandant Lassard is indicted, the officers must bring the gang and Mr. Big to justice to clear him. |
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Imagine two kids, Sally (Dakota Fanning) and Conrad Walden (Spencer Breslin), home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside. While their wayward babysitter, Mrs. Kwan (Amy Hill), dozes off in the couch, the kids have nothing to do besides sit still and stare out of the window. Until their unexpected guest - a six-foot-tall talking cat, with a tall striped hat and more than a few tricks - appears. The wily Cat (Mike Myers) is determined to show Sally and Conrad that "it's good to have fun - but you have to know how!" and inveigles them into colorful, illogical, absurd misadventures. As a result, their house is all wrecked up and almost destroyed, the fish begins talking and moralizing... Mom’s party, as well as her career, is threatened with a hopeless failure. Can Sally and Conrad fix up things before their parents get back? |
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Everyone makes mistakes. Kevin (Lance Bass) makes a fatal mistake: he meets the girl of his dreams (Emmanuelle Chriqui) on the subway but has no sufficient courage to ask her for her name or phone number. How can he find his subway sweetheart in the large city of Chicago? However, Kevin finds an ingenious solution. He sends his romantic story to the newspapers and poster the city with flyers displaying his number. As a result, Kevin's phone keeps ringing the whole day because hundreds of women are willing to meet him... What will happen next? Will the lost girl contact Kevin by phone? |
| Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
[1992,
USA]
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| Detective Joe Bomowski's mom is in town for a visit. She did the laundry, washed the windows and scrubbed the floors. Now, she's gonna clean up the streets. |
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Mom (Estelle Getty) of the brave police sgt named Joe Bomovski (Sylvester Stallone) decided to come to see her dear son, and his life turned over as she began to put it in order. Tutti (that's the name of Joe's mommy) accidentally becomes an unwilling witness of a crime and decides to help her tough son to solve the crime. Funny, brilliantly and simply killing movie! |
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The hilarious adventure comedy revolves around the wacky employees of the Grace Brothers store who are sent to Costa Plonka, Spain, for a holiday when their clothing section closes for redecoration. Once in Spain, the staff find themselves plagued by the indigestibility of the local food, misunderstandings, mistaken identity and a revolution. |
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An amiable young man named Pistachio Disguisey (Dana Carvey) works as a waiter at a small Italian restaurant run by his father, Fabbrizio (James Brolin). The guy can't figure out why he has been unconsciously trying to change his appearance by imitating his customers. Unbeknownst to Pistachio, he comes from a family with supernatural skills of disguise. One night his father is kidnapped by his former nemesis Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner), a nefarious villain who wants to use Fabbrizio's knack for mimicry in order to steal the world's greatest treasures. From this point on, Pistachio has to become a master of disguise and rescue his father with the help of his attractive assistant, Jennifer Baker (Jennifer Esposito). |
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During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. |
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Newlyweds Nick (Ice Cube) and Suzanne (Long) decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor (McGinley) with a bizarre approach to business. |
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Russian mafia boss Konstantine Konali is laundering money under the guise of a legitimate business. The business: a highly addictive video game that allows him to bring down almost any security system controlled by a computer on which the game has been played, with a string of major robberies as the result. Desperate to nail Konali, Commandant Alexandrei Nikolaivich Rakov sends for help from America. Rakov decides to bring in someone he met at a convention a month ago. This person is Commandant Eric Lassard. Lassard briefs his team about the mission in Russia, then they head to Moscow. Along with Lassard in Moscow are Sergeant Larvell Jones, Sergeant Eugene Tackleberry, Captain Debbie Callahan, Cadet Kyle Connors, and Captain Thaddeus Harris. As they plan to nail Konali, he has cooked up a new scheme — create an even better version of the Game by making it good enough to bring down absolutely any computer security system in the world, including the systems that protect the databases that belong to world powers. |
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When an overachieving high school student decides to travel around the country to choose the perfect college, her overprotective cop father also decides to accompany her in order to keep her on the straight and narrow. |
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Aspiring cartoonist Tim Avery is feeling inadequate about being a father when he finds that his newborn son has some amazing abilities - the baby has the powers of the Mask of Loki, a mythological object that transforms its user into a manic shape-shifter alter-ego. As bad as a baby with godlike powers might seem, the 'really' bad news is that Loki wants his mask back... |
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