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Comedy movies
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Farmer Vincent kidnaps unsuspecting travellers and is burying them in his garden. Unfortunately for his victims, they are not dead. He feeds his victims to prepare them for his roadside stand. His motto is: It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters. The movie is gory, but is also a parody of slasher movies like Last House on the Left. |
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Melvin Smiley (Mark Wahlberg) leads a double life working as a hitman for his crime boss Paris (Avery Brooks) and maintaining two relationships, one with his unsuspecting Jewish fiancee Pam Shulman (Christina Applegate), and another with a gold-digging, hypocritical mistress Chantel (Lela Rochon). Unbeknownst to their boss, Mel and his teammates, Cisco (Lou Diamond Phillips), Crunch (Bokeem Woodbine), Vince (Antonio Sabato Jr.), and Gump (Robin Dunne), decide to take an independent job for extra money and kidnap Keiko Nishi (China Chow), the daughter of a Japanese tycoon. In an ironic twist of fate, Jiro Nishi (Sab Shimono), whose business has recently gone burst, can’t pay a ransom of $1,000,000 for the release of his teenage daughter. Furthermore, Keiko proves to be the godkid of their powerful boss Paris, who orders his huge cohort to discover and send the captors to kingdom come. On top of it all, Mel falls for his kidnaping victim.
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Young Danny Madigan (Austin O'Brien) gets to the other side of the silver screen and he meets his idol - Arnold Schwarzenegger who appears in the film as an action superhero Jack Slater. Danny becomes a participant of an action, and what is more, becomes the workmate of the movie superstar. The most difficult trial awaits our heroes when Slater gets into the real world facing the real, not the onscreen, offenders. Here, in the real world, he can die as every other man. This movie contains many allusions to the several famous Schwarzenegger's films - "Terminator -1, -2, Predator, True Lies" and other. |
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Once upon a time, in the magical land of Whoville, there lived a little man named the Grinch (Jim Carrey). The Grinch was different from the townspeople: he was green and hairy, so the Who's teased him all the time. The Grinch took offence at the Who's and made his home high atop Mt. Crumpit where he lived for 30 years. He hated the Who's and Christmas with an equal hatred. Each Christmas with its festivities, decorations, presents and carols was sheer torture to the green hermit. One day the spiteful mountain dweller decided to deprive the Who's of Christmas once and for all. As soon as the carefree Who's went to sleep on Christmas Eve, the treacherous Grinch slunk into the town in order to steal everything associated with their favourite holiday. |
| Out Cold
[2001,
USA]
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| They Haven't Quite Figured It All Out, But They're Getting A Little Warmer. |
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Four buddies - Rick (Jason London), Luke (Zach Galifianakis), Anthony (Flex Alexander) and Pig Pen (Derek Hamilton) – can't imagine life without explosive parties, gorgeous girls, and especially snowboarding. The extreme sportsmen live and work happily in Bull Mountain, an Alaskan ski town, until the town's founder, Papa Muntz (Lewis Arquette), takes the ferry, and his son, Ted (Willie Garson), makes up his mind to sell the mountain to a hotshot Colorado ski mogul, John Majors (Lee Majors). The foursome are dead set against Majors' idea of reducing the staff and turning the little town into a fashionable ski resort. The buddies start a war against the land developer, with the aid of his daughter Anna (Caroline Dhavernas), who Rick is hopelessly in love with... |
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Ben and Sandra are hot and provocative lovers, but Sandra is unfortunately married to Ben's younger brother Jake, and soon Jake will find out about Ben. |
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They are back, again in black! The heroes of the most successful sci-fi comedy of the 1997 return to the screen to fight the powerful intergalactic villain Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle), an alien disguised as a lingerie model. Jay (Will Smith), whose partner Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) is retired since the very ending of the previous series, is to find his colleague who is now a mailman and remembers absolutely nothing about his agent life as his memory is selectively wiped. Serleena's aim is to possess some hidden artifact, in that case our world will have serious troubles, namely, it will be destroyed. The most hilarious characters in this series are talking dog Frank (voiced by Tim Blaney) and a motley crew of the alien worms who help guys in black to fight super-powerful, super-sexy villain. She will not surrender for nothing: Serleena's tentacles wrapped the MIB central office... |
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Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler) has been tied to his overprotective mother's (Kathy Bates) apron strings for thirty years. He works as a water boy for the local college football team, all players of which constantly make a mock of him. Boucher would always have remained in the shadow of the champions if he hadn't been unexpectedly fired from his job by Coach Red Beaulieu (Jerry Reed). He is forced to work for a rival college team, and his new coach, Klein (Henry Winkler), makes a surprising discovery that the water boy can run and tackle like no one he has ever seen. The wise coach signs him as a new player and Bobby soon becomes the best linebacker in the history of college football. But he has to keep his glory a secret from his overbearing mom as she disapproves of football. |
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Two used car salesmen, Sid French (Joe Carnahan) and Bob Melba (Dan Leis), desperately need a large amount of money to pay off their debts. The guys can see no way out of the pickle they are in but they are unexpectedly offered an extraordinary deal. If they keep a cherry Pontiac Le Mans on their lot for two days, they will get $250,000. The buddies are fully aware that they get involved in a shady affair but, broken and driven to the wall, they see this as their only chance to get out of a financial hole and agree to keep the car. But when they smell trouble, it's too late to back up... |
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Matt Saunders (Luke Wilson) thought his luck had just changed when he start dating Jenny Johnson (Uma Thurman). But what he doesn't know is he is going out with New York super-hero G-Girl. When he breaks it of with her for his work partner Hannah (Anna Faris) G-Girl makes his life hell. |
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The Butabi Brothers, Steve (Will Ferrell) and Doug (Chris Kattan), are not exactly the smartest and the most charismatic, but they sure are energetic and cheerful. Their dearest dream is to set up their own club as hip as The Roxbury, one of Hollywood's best night spots. However, the problem is that they have never been there as it is not easy to get on the Roxbury guest list. One night they arrive at a decision to try to enter the club at all hazards... |
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Lulu McAfee (Melanie Griffith) and Ben Clifton (Patrick Swayze) used to be together. The dream of his life was to write the best American novel, her dreams were to learn to play the guitar and to stand in the shade of Gibraltar Mountain. But their dreams never came true, and their paths diverged. Dreaminess gave way to stability, extravagance changed into thrift and self-interest.
16 years later Ben is unhappily married, has a day job he doesn't like and lives in his own house. Lulu also lives in a house, but this one is for mentally-ill adults. One day Lulu decides to contact Ben to tell him that they have a 16-year-old son who was born after they had separated. The news is a bombshell for Ben. What is more he has to meet his son...
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Two American dim-witted stepbrothers - one black, the other white - unexpectedly get a letter saying that their great-uncle has died and they have fallen heir to an enormous chateau in France. Stunned with the present which has come like a bolt from the blue, Graham (Paul Rudd) and Allen (Romany Malco) Granville go to France with their firm intention to sell the estate and share the money. When the brothers arrive, things, however, go awry. It turns out that the chateau employees, who don’t relish the prospect of changing their residence, make their own plans concerning the mansion... |
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Once upon a time there lived a young woman named Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphy). When her father who was a popular rock-n-roll musician died in a plane crash with Molly's mother, she came into possession of a large fortune. Molly led a hectic social life as if she were a princess in a fairy tale. All she could do was go partying, go shopping at trendy boutiques and look down on bachelors who dreamt of dating her. But one day the fairy tale came to an end when her accountant vanished with all her money. Molly dashed off into the conviction that the only thing to do was to find a job. After a few failed attempts she eventually took a job as a nanny for a nine-year-old girl, Lorraine "Ray" Schleine (Dakota Fanning), whose overbusy executive mother, Roma Schleine (Heather Locklear), neglected her parental duties. The childlike Molly and the precocious Ray developed a warm friendship and began teaching each other how to act their age. |
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If you like online dating, be ready for any surprise! Peter Sanderson (Steve Martin), a divorced workaholic tax attorney trying to forget his ex-wife (Jean Smart), meets a woman ‘Lawyer-Girl’ (Queen Latifah) on the Internet. He expects her to be a lovely blonde haired, blue eyed attorney with refined manners. What he gets is a sassy plump African-American woman named Charlene Morton, a prison escapee, claiming her innocence and seeking Peter's help in having the charges dismissed. She may be unguilty but Peter wants nothing in common with the fast-talking shocking girl. Due to her provoking behavior, great aplomb and no tact, Peter's respectable house is upside-down. However, Peter soon realizes that he’d better do what Charlene wants or she will bring down the house and drive him up the wall. |
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TV child star of the '70s, Dickie Roberts is now 35 and parking cars. Craving to regain the spotlight, he auditions for a role of a normal guy, but the director quickly sees he is anything but normal. Desperate to win the part, Dickie hires a family to help him replay his childhood and assume the identity of an average, everyday kid. Several folk who are also involved in Dickie's special world include: Sidney, Dickie's longtime friend and agent; Cyndi, his on-again, off-again girlfriend; Peggy, Dickie's real mother; George, Dickie's adopted father figure; and Grace, his adopted mother figure. |
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It's been six days since the attack on Pearl Harbor. Panic grips California, supposedly the next target of the Japanese forces. Everywhere in California, people are suffering from war nerves. Chaos erupts all over the state. An Army Air Corps Captain, a civilian with a deranged sense of Nationalism, civilian defenders, and a Motor Pool crew all end up on the trail of a lost Japanese sub that has picked Hollywood as their own target. Will these people be able to defend their homes? Will they be able to preserve the safety in California? Will they be able to get a hold of themselves? |
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Buster is a small time crook who pulls a big time job. When he finds that the police will not let the case drop, he goes into hiding and can't contact his wife and child. He arranges to meet them in Mexico where he thinks they can begin again, but finds that he must choose between his family and freedom. |
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Two political speechwriters fall in love before they find out they are working for candidates on opposite sides. |
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Tom Hanks is about to marry Tawny Kitaen. Her parents hate him. Her old boyfriend hates him. They all have money and he gets a cut of the crap games on the catholic school bus he drives. His friends decide to give him the bachelor party of all bachelor parties with an expensive hotel, booze, movies and hookers. As the players catch wind of the elements of the party, each adds a little monkey wrench so that one set of hookers ends up giving demos at the bride's shower, the brides friends end up dressed as hookers in a room with a number of non English speaking Japanese business men, and so on as things get out of hand. |
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