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Owen Baker is a 12-year-old loner who has been working as a neighborhood dog-walker so he can earn the privilege of getting a dog of his own. His hard work pays off when his parents let him adopt a scruffy mutt he names Hubble. Both boy and dog get more than they bargained for when Owen wakes up one morning to discover he can understand every word Hubble says, including the ominous phrase: "Take me to your leaders." Owen learns that dogs came to Earth thousands of years ago to colonize and dominate the planet. Hubble (who is really named Canid 3942) has been sent by the powerful Greater Dane on a mission from the Dog Star Sirius to make sure dogs have fulfilled this destiny. Despite the best efforts of Owen's rag-tag group of neighborhood dogs to convince him otherwise, Hubble soon discovers the awful truth about Earth dogs: "You're all pets!" Now Owen (a boy who never had a friend) and Hubble (a dog who never needed one) must work together to prepare the neighborhood dogs for a visit from The Greater Dane—or all dogs will be removed from the planet! The fate of Earth dogs hangs in the balance, and it's up to Owen, Hubble, and their canine companions to save man's best friend. |
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Former Special Forces operative Dean Cage (Wesley Snipes) has the misfortune to be mistaken for another Special Forces agent. He is abducted by intelligence officers and injected with a mind-controlling drug that allows them to create images in his mind and manipulate his actions. Though Dean manages to escape from his enemies, he experiences hallucinations. In his intoxicated state of consciousness he finds himself fighting on the battlefield, and this makes him unpredictable and dangerous. Only Detective Amy Knight (Jacqueline Obradors) knows what is happening to her best pal. Dean’s life depends on her decisive action: she must find an antidote at whatever cost, or the drug will kill him in six hours. |
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Garfield (Bill Murray), a self-centered, slothful and sardonic American feline, stows away on a flight with his owner, Jon Arbuckle (Breckin Meyer), to London where the latter is planning to propose to his sweetheart, veterinarian Liz Wilson (Jennifer Love Hewitt). In the UK, Garfield winds up being mistaken for Prince (Tim Curry), a royal cat who has recently inherited a fabulous castle from his owner, the deceased queen. While Garfield relishes his lordly lifestyle, Prince is quite satisfied with his new life, from eating lasagna to going to pubs. Meantime, Lady Eleanor's nephew, the heinous Lord Dargis (Bill Connolly), who is next in line to fall heir to the large estate, is concocting a diabolical scheme to get rid of the cat by any means so that he will be able to use the castle as a tourist resort. |
| Pigs
[2007,
Canada]
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| 26 girls. 26 letters in the alphabet. 1 campus legend. |
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A college ladies man accepts a challenge from his dorm buddies - sleep with the entire alphabet, A through Z, before graduation. The rules are simple: the rarer the first letter of the girl's last name, the higher the payout. All goes well until he falls for the "X". Now he's torn between his feelings for the girl and winning the bet for his friends. |
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A ghost tries to sabotage her former boyfriend's current relationship with a psychic. |
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America’s greatest secret weapon is unleashed again as three glamorous crime-fighting Charlie's Angels - Natalie Cook (Cameron Diaz), Dylan Sanders (Drew Barrymore) and Alex Munday (Lucy Liu) - reunite for a challenging new adventure. This time, they are assigned to investigate the theft of two silver bands containing important encrypted ID information for every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. Some witnesses’ being murdered, the Angels must stop the perpetrator of the crimes, mysterious ‘fallen’ Angel Madison Lee (Demi Moore). |
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When two American sisters become caught up in the intimate intrigue of Paris, culture and human passions collide - and the result is a comedy of manners and marriage, sex and sorority that sheds incandescent light on what it means to be an American abroad. |
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When an accident obliterates the British royal family and most of its branches, a desperate geneological search discovers the next king: Ralph, a sleazy American lounge singer. Can Ralph measure up to the job, even with the help of loyal aristocrat Willingham? |
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It is an ill-fated day for Ronnie (Gary Stretch), a professional hitman. Three years ago he vouched for his pal and fellow contract killer, August (Michael Rapapaport). Unfortunately for Ronnie, August has taken out the wrong guy, and now 'Godmother' Madison is determined to get him murdered. Ronnie agrees to render Madison a service in order to save his fellow's life. However, troubles never come singly. While Ronny bends over backwards to keep his fellow alive, August receives orders... to murder Ronny. |
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Cooper and Ed are brothers: Coop acts, in ads and soaps, spending his real energy chasing women for one-night stands. His younger brother Ed, an earnest young man, works in an ad agency. For the past year, since finding his girlfriend in bed with another man with a video camera running, Ed has been in a funk: he's carried a torch, his social life has tanked, and his work has suffered. Ed will be fired on Monday unless he can save a major account. It's his birthday weekend: he wants to work, but Cooper wants Ed to rediscover his sex life. Cooper works hard to help Ed score, but disaster piles on disaster. Can a decent guy save his job and get a life? |
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Meet Fred, Deacon and Matt. They are high school students who, like most teenagers, are obsessed with sex. Fred (Tony Denman) has a part-time job at a video store, and the guys have an opportunity to watch adult movies. To the great enthusiasm of Deacon (Erik von Detten) and Matt (Daniel Farber) he also creeps porno movies for pirating and selling them to their classmates to make pocket money. However, all ‘good’ things must come to an end, and Fred loses his job. As a result, the dudes are left high and dry. But they soon come up with a new brilliant plan: make their own dirty film. When the first production from the guys makes a hit, they discover that their good fortune gets porno kingpin Vic Ramalot (Horatio Sanz) dander up as he isn’t interested in having any competition. All in all the guys unwillingly get involved in dangerous adventures. |
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Young charming socialite, Ashley Albright (Lindsay Lohan) is said to be the luckiest woman in the world. But it appears that fortune may be transferred via a kiss. After kissing a handsome stranger, Jack Hardin (Chris Pine) at a masquerade ball, Ashley realizes that her fortune "turns its back upon her." Meanwhile, perpetually unlucky guy Jack becomes highly successful. However, Ashley doesn’t give up. She goes all out to find Jack and get her luck back by all means.
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Satan (Harvey Keitel) who has been King of Hell for more than 10,000 years wants to retire. Unfortunately for him, none of his sons are good enough to reign. The eldest son, Adrian (Rhys Ifans), wants to disturb the balance of good and evil and annihilate the human race. The second son wants to torture the damned souls 7 days a week without rest. The youngest son, Nicky (Adam Sandler), is a shy, weak, unambitious guy with a kind face and malice toward none. So Satan makes a decision to postpone his retirement. Nicky's power-hungry elder brothers are absolutely furious at their devil father's refusal and decide to take revenge on him. When they move to New York City to create their own Hell on Earth, all the residents of the underworld feel panic. The only hope is in Little Nicky who follows the ruthless brothers to save the universe and Satan from death. |
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One night in Detroit, during a shoot-out at a chop shop, Detroit cop Axel Foley sees his boss, Inspector Douglas Todd, getting killed by a well dressed man. Using his last breath, Inspector Todd tells Axel to get the man who shot him, and Axel says that he will do that. Axel does some looking around, and finds the killer's vehicle at Wonder World, a theme park in Beverly Hills, California. In Beverly Hills, Axel is reunited with his friend Billy Rosewood, who tells Axel that John Taggart is now retired and living in Arizona. Billy is now the deputy director of operations for joint systems interdepartmental operational command (JSIOC). Billy also has a new partner named Jon Flint. Axel checks out Wonder World, which is owned by Dave "Uncle Dave" Thornton. At Wonder World, Axel rescues two kids who are stuck on a ride that broke down, and after this, Axel is taken to see the park's head of security, Ellis DeWald, and Axel recognizes DeWald as Inspector Todd's killer. Jon refuses to believe this, because DeWald is one of Jon's friends. Ellis runs a counterfeiting ring that uses the theme park as a front. Axel is also falling in love with Janice Perkins, who works at the park. When Dave gets shot by DeWald's men, Axel is accused of being the man who shot Dave. With the help of Billy and Jon, Axel sets out to prove his innocence and get revenge on DeWald. |
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It must be very scary to live in a zombie infested city if you are left alone and have no guns to defend yourself against flesh-eating rotting zombies, driven by creepy parasitic worms. It seems to be very hard lines on Fred (voiced by Frank Sudol), a miserable old man who must find a way out before he becomes a zombie viand.
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George Armitage's comedy of a charismatic drifter (Owen Wilson) who heads for the exotic North Shore of Oahu. There on Hawaii, he soon discovers that whether he is looking for a new con or a little romance, temptation is everywhere. He forms a dubious alliance with a powerful local businessman (Morgan Freeman) and falls for the seductive and criminally-minded lover (Sara Foster) of his boss's rival. Adventurers want to double-cross a wealthy developer (Gary Sinise) and his allies (Charlie Sheen, Vinnie Jones). |
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Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) and Gordon Moore (Bruce Campbell) are successful farmers - he is a Texan, she is typical English. Gordon is unfaithful, he has a lover and in one moment he sends a process server to deliver the divorce papers to Sara. When she gets to know about this sad fact, she realizes that if she will not outstrip Gordon, filing for divorce, she will lose her legal part of their impressive fortune. Joe Tyler (Matthew Perry) is the process server who is to deliver papers, but Sara quickly arranges things with him and tries to outrun her so to speak husbandrel. But things get complicated when the counterpart Tony (Vincent Patore) of Joe is drawn into an affair by Gordon's request... |
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To be a cop is a boy’s dream. To be an officer is a police cadet’s dream. Meanwhile, to be a National Security officer means to be a loser. Earl Montgomery (Martin Lawrence) is expelled from The Los Angeles Police Department due to his systematic violation of discipline and he has no choice but to take a job as a lowly security guard with ‘National Security’. Owing to a twist of fate, Earl teams up with Hank Rafferty (Steve Zahn), who has been framed by Earl and also kicked out of police academy. Needless to say, Earl and Hank don’t get on with each other, and what is more, they may kill each other. But when they uncover a metal alloy smuggling operation led by Nash (Eric Roberts), they must make differences to catch the criminals red-handed and bring them o justice. |
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Three female employees of the Federal Reserve plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed. |
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After Vincenzo Armani Windbreaker Cortino (Lloyd Bridges), the clumsy leader of a powerful mafia family, has been shot 47 times and survived an attempted hit, he starts thinking about the meaning of life. The aging crime patriarch must choose one of his sons as his worthy successor to disorganize crime in the country once and for all. Vincenzo has two sons: the courageous war hero Anthony (Jay Mohr) and the psychopath and drug addict Joey (Billy Burke). Which of them will the wise Don choose?
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