When an old Japanese tycoon suspects that he may be murdered, he establishes a huge reward fund for the person who will find his killer. When the old man is killed, out-of-luck con man (Eric Tsang) and struggling "newbie' hitman (Jet Li) band together in hope of a big payday as they try to discover the identity of the "King of the Hitmen."
Chinese immigrant John Lee (Yun-Fat Chow) works as a hitman for crime lord Terence Wei (Kenneth Tsang) who wants to revenge the spilth of his son's blood on police detective Stan Zedlov (Michael Rooker). Lee, instructed to kill Zedlov's seven-year-old son, can't pull the trigger when the kid is in his sight. Mafia is a cruel taskmaster and does not excuse mistakes. Wei sends some replacements to Shanghai to kill Lee's family. In order to reach his mother and sister before the thugs get to them, Lee needs a phony passport. So he gets in touch with master forger and gunslinger Meg Coburn (Mira Sorvino). When Wei's hitmen get on Lee's trail, Meg helps him escape the "Replacement Killers."
Eddie (Sean Penn) and Mickey (Kevin Spacey) are dandied middle-aged casting agents who share a house in the Hollywood Hills where their two buddies, sarcastic, sycophantic producer and writer Artie (Gary Shandling) and paranoiac, out-of-work actor Phil (Chazz Palminteri), are frequent visitors. The guys sometimes try to appear as virtuous, honorable gentlemen, though they are actually degenerate men who see women as nothing more than sexual objects and enjoy pontificating about the meaning of life over a bottle of wine, smoking and sniffing coke every minute.
Three American college grads, John Volgecherev (Vince Vaughn), Tony Croft (David Conrad), and Lewis McBride (Joaquin Phoenix), meet by chance and decide to spend their vacation together in Penang, Malaysia. The exotic island, hot women, drinks and drugs - life in paradise! When the exciting vacation is over, John and Tony come back home to the United States, but Lewis goes to Borneo so as to dedicate himself to the study of tropical fauna. But some time later Lewis ends up arrested by local police who found a large quantity of hashish in the bungalow the buddies had rented. According to the Law of Malaysia, an over-limit amount of drug is classified as distribution; therefore Lewis is threatened with the death penalty. If John and Tony return and share the blame, the death sentence will be reduced to jail time.
Robby is stood up at the altar by Linda, who decides that the prospect of marrying a guy who sings at wedding receptions doesn't equal the attraction she felt when he was lead singer in a rock band. Robby finds consolation in his friendship with Julia, a waitress at the wedding receptions and bar mitzvahs where he performs. Julia asks Robby to help her plan her upcoming wedding to Glenn, who isn't interested in the details of the ceremony. Robby learns that Glenn also isn't totally interested in Julia and is marrying her because she "deserves it" after sticking with him for years and because he knows she's not marrying him for his money, since she dated him back before he started pulling down the big bucks.
Alan, son of a toy store owner, tries out some new action figures: The Commando Elite vs. The Gorgonites. What he does not know, is that both sets of toys were designed to move, talk and play back. The Commando Elite's purpose is to destroy the Gorgonites. Unfortunately, the toy designer who was responsible for the programming, bought highly intelligent military computer chips that are usually used for steering missiles - and are able to learn. Now, the Commando Elite, led by Major Chip Hazard, is up to destroying the Gorgonites, led by peaceful Archer, who hide in Alan's parents' house. Now, a battle, in which the destructive ability of creative computer chips against creative computer chips with a different attitude comes to light, is about to begin.
After Vincenzo Armani Windbreaker Cortino (Lloyd Bridges), the clumsy leader of a powerful mafia family, has been shot 47 times and survived an attempted hit, he starts thinking about the meaning of life. The aging crime patriarch must choose one of his sons as his worthy successor to disorganize crime in the country once and for all. Vincenzo has two sons: the courageous war hero Anthony (Jay Mohr) and the psychopath and drug addict Joey (Billy Burke). Which of them will the wise Don choose?
Russian immigrant Alex Jakoff (Michael York) arrives in Los Angeles in desperate search of the American Dream. But all he finds is a job in a sex-toy factory. The factory's owner Mrs. Eppy (Nancy Fish), who regards the lonely, naпve and decent guy as her own son, attempts to make him happy tossing him and her friend Catherine McKay (Prunella Gee) together. Alex becomes enamoured of the seductive girl but hesitates to enter into a relationship with her, for she proves to be an ex-porn star. Will the hopeless romantic be able to convince the cynical girl that there is pure love, not just sex?
And the Lord said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. And the first shadow was born. For thousands years worshipers of darkness had been sacrificing to the shadowy demon and praying for his domination. And Shadowbuilder (Andrew Jackson) arrived in Grand River, a peaceful small town, in order to destroy the world. Packs of awesome black hounds dropped from the sky and began chasing its citizens. The sun went down and darkness descended on the town. But pure soul of fearless priest Vassey (Michael Rooker) became a sword of the Lord at the first gleam of daylight.
A luxurious cruise liner sets sail on its maiden voyage with many rich passengers. When sailing through the South China Sea, the ship is unexpectedly boarded by a gang of armed bandits, led by Hanover (Wes Studi), to grab jewellery and money. The mercenaries, who have taken the crew hostage, are utterly shocked to find the shattered remnants of the party and no passengers in sight. The fact is that the sea vessel has collided with a gigantic underwater object shortly before the intruders board the liner. The unknown object turns out to be a formidable sea monster which sucks the water from its preys, leaving only their skeletons. Among survivors is a gorgeous pickpocket, Trillian Jamesen (Famke Janssen), who is caught red-handed and locked up in the safe room, and the liner owner, Simon Canton (Anthony Heald). Thus begins a struggle for survival. The pirates were armed to the teeth but there are only three of them.
After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop's diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos. Look carefully.
Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler) has been tied to his overprotective mother's (Kathy Bates) apron strings for thirty years. He works as a water boy for the local college football team, all players of which constantly make a mock of him. Boucher would always have remained in the shadow of the champions if he hadn't been unexpectedly fired from his job by Coach Red Beaulieu (Jerry Reed). He is forced to work for a rival college team, and his new coach, Klein (Henry Winkler), makes a surprising discovery that the water boy can run and tackle like no one he has ever seen. The wise coach signs him as a new player and Bobby soon becomes the best linebacker in the history of college football. But he has to keep his glory a secret from his overbearing mom as she disapproves of football.
The eccentric teenage comedy revolves around a young guy from Indiana, Josh Miller (Tom Everett Scott), who enters medical college. His roommate is Cooper Frederickson (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), a carefree, spoiled rich kid who skips classes and is merely concerned with partying, drug use and girls. A diligent and responsible student, Josh refuses to partake in Cooper's parties but he eventually succumbs his urging. He starts drinking, smoking dope and has a one-night stand with his coed Rachel Gillmore (Poppy Montgomery). After failing his exams, he comes to realize that he will be soon flunked out of college for his obscene behavior and negligent attitude toward his studies. But the buddies soon discover that any student whose roommate dies or commits suicide will automatically get straight A's. After studying each student's personal history, they pick the perfect candidate, depressed Clifford O'Malley (Lochlyn Munro), and try to urge him to commit suicide.
At the height of its glory, the French Foreign Legion was made up of men widely regarded as the scum of the earth. It was a mercenary army posted to colonies in Northern Africa and Southern Asia...but its soldiers swore no allegiance to France, only to the legion and to each other. The legion asked no questions about a man's past...nor did it offer much hope for his future. It was a hard way to get a second chance in life...
Daryl Zero (Bill Pullman) is a brilliant private detective who has an extraordinary genius for cracking the most intricate cases in fabulously short periods of time. One fine day he is hired by timber tycoon Gregory Stark (Ryan O'Neal) to find out the identity of a blackmailer who has been tormenting him for years. With little information of the case, Daryl, along with his front man partner Steve Arlo (Ben Stiller), embarks on an investigation to trap the perpetrator. The finger of suspicion points at Gloria Sllivan (Kim Dickens), a lovely paramedic he meets at a health club. The only problem with the case is the detective becomes romantically involved with the likely suspect.
Jean Valjean, a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men's lives, and soon Valjean finds himself in the midst of the student revolutions in France.
Two used car salesmen, Sid French (Joe Carnahan) and Bob Melba (Dan Leis), desperately need a large amount of money to pay off their debts. The guys can see no way out of the pickle they are in but they are unexpectedly offered an extraordinary deal. If they keep a cherry Pontiac Le Mans on their lot for two days, they will get $250,000. The buddies are fully aware that they get involved in a shady affair but, broken and driven to the wall, they see this as their only chance to get out of a financial hole and agree to keep the car. But when they smell trouble, it's too late to back up...
After the death of her father, Little Voice or LV becomes a virtual recluse, never going out and hardly ever saying a word. She just sits in her bedroom listening to her father's collection of old records of Shirley Bassey, Marilyn Monroe and various other famous female singers. But at night time, LV sings, imitating these great singers with surprising accuracy. One night she is overheard by one of her mother's boyfriends, who happens to be a talent agent. He manages to convince her that her talent is special and arranges for her to perform at the local night club, but several problems arise.
